Because chess metaphors aren’t corny or overused at all Is John just gonna pull a magic notepad out of his ass and start playing real-life Scribblenauts? Because there’s really no other way to interpret that, John will somehow get to shape his environment What the fuck is “unlimited creative potential” supposed to mean? Which is just a portmanteau of Sky and Gaia/EarthĪnother reference to balance, or just something Hussie thought sounded cool I honestly didn’t expect this to become so… Kingdom Hearts-Young-Adult-Fantasy-likeĪnd it’s good to know we’re not inside the Matrix, that would have been a terribly lazy setup OK, The Incipisphere is the timeless realm where light and darkness meet, they used to exist alongside each other in harmony, then everything changed when John Egbert moved there Oh god there’s gonna be a lot more underlined capitalised fantasy jargon like this, isn’t there ( ¬_¬) It’s implied that the imps just, ugh, secrete it, but why would they smear it everywhere like that, and why aren’t their clothes oily I still don’t see what’s up with all the black stuff, though The bad news is that he at some point thought it would be a good idea to equip broomkind and bop demonic imps on the head with it The good news is that Dad is alive and well Or might not even have been teleported along with the house, he’s not a SBURB player after all It’s like he doesn’t even consider that he may have been ambushed by a bunch of monsters So, the kids are FINALLY getting some kind of guidance instead of just cluelessly shuffling about and wasting everyone’s timeĪnd I honestly think I’m more worried about John’s dad than he is This is also the first time we see two people talk to each other directly Prototyping Nanna’s ashes wasn’t a horrible decision after all Since it can apparently talk now, let’s see what John’s clowngrandmaghost has to say